Nerd Lessons...

shen stumbled upon...
some famous math pick up lines used by ultra-nerd...
so if you ever used it before, ADMIT it u r a nerd!
wakakakaa...

1) You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
2) Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity because i want to go all the way with you.
3) My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
4) Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy. (wait wait this sounds wrong..eww..18sx)
5) Your body has the nicest arc length i've ever seen.
6) I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.